"Oh no, Grace, don't look now! That heroin addict from across the street is wearing your wedding gown; I think she's trying to steal it!"
I've started buying (and receiving) wedding magazines. So far I haven't found them exactly...useful. All the stuff about choosing themes and bridesmaid dresses--it's just not my thing. But they can be (unintentionally) hilarious at times. Who wants to look like this chick on their wedding day, really?
