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"Oh no, Grace, don't look now!  That heroin addict from across the street is wearing your wedding gown; I think she's trying to steal it!"

I've started buying (and receiving) wedding magazines.  So far I haven't found them exactly...useful.  All the stuff about choosing themes and bridesmaid dresses--it's just not my thing.  But they can be (unintentionally) hilarious at times.  Who wants to look like this chick on their wedding day, really?

Oh, Heil No!

Yes, that man in the middle IS wearing a lederhosen.  Because nothing says "Happy Memorial Weekend" like a traditional German costume.  Granted, this photo was taken outside of a German-style beer garden, but really guy?  You have no business wearing this getup unless it's Halloween or Oktoberfest...in MUNICH.  Not in New York City, during a holiday weekend that celebrates the men and women who died in service to our country, including those in the Allied forces.